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I got one. I had it in mind when making the topic. Also, I'm assuming no one knew about drinks I listed above. Xd

Ok um two weeks ago, I was on my way home from work and I had just gotten on the highway when I saw the police. I was like " OMG!? What did I do!?!!" So I sped up and outran him. I got off the freeway a bit later, to discover ANOTHER cop. I was thinking it just wasn't my day. He also tailed me. Being on a street had to stop. I pull over and he tells me " Your taillights were off. I was like "...Are you f'ing serious?!" but relieved same time. " He also noted that the bike had a lot of gear and asked if I was part of some racing gang. When I said no, he was like " Okees! Cheerio" <-- WTF!? I thought that was british not Japanese!