O great and powerful mods, editors, and artists I beseech thee to use your dark magics on this most worthy image so it may one day meet the base requirements for this most... erm.. energetic ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) corner of the internet. It may be a safe image but I assure you it's potency mustn't be underestimated.
Or perhaps this not so safe image would make a better offering?

Though your abilities may not work like that, do not flog this simple peasant.
In light of a recent revelation (at least for me) I want to share these little gems here: